All Inclusive Option
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My wife and I along with another couple just got back from a five night stay at the Ritz Carlton. We really enjoyed the vacation due in large part to the our experience at the Ritz. We chose the all inclusive option (aka - Keys to Paradise) and booked the vacation through a local travel agency. I must say that the all inclusive is the only way to go (unless someone else is paying the bill). The food is very, very expensive. On a per person basis, expect to spend $30 for breakfast, $50 for lunch and $100 dinner. Drinks by the pool run about $10 each. Find a travel agent that can get you a deal around $2500 per couple for 5 nights. We ate and drank throughout the day and night, pretty much whatever and whenever we wanted. Our bill on checkout was $13 which was for some extra gratuities I charged to the room when I forgot to bring cash with me. The meals and drinks will certainly taste better when you are not worried about how much they cost.
Food and Drink
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For the most part, the food is "good not great" - something we found ourselves saying over and over. Some things are really good, like the lobster from the Jerk Shack or dinner at the White Witch (highly recommended). We did bring a couple of extra bottles of nicer wine with us that I bought at the duty free store at Philly airport on our way down. Although the house wine is okay, I agree with prior reviewers that thought it should be a little nicer selection. There was no charge or problem with bringing a bottle with us to the table. They give you a several page guide to the all inclusive program when you check in. The most important thing to read is which liquors are included and which are considered "premium". We mostly stuck to coconut rum or Ketel One the whole time. In the morning, get the Blue Mountain coffee in the Cohoba bar and take it to breakfast.
Our Room
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We had confirmed an ocean view room and I had e-mailed the hotel before arrival to request a room in the west wing away from the elevators, stairwells and ice machines. Our room was very nice with cool tiled floors partially covered with a tropical colored area rug. There was a large LCD TV with a great channel selection (incl HBO, Showtime and Cinemax) and a box that you could hook in a PlayStation, or portable DVD player if you had one with you. The bathrooms were quite nice with two sinks, a separate tub and walk in shower. The toilet was located in its own small room as well for extra privacy. Our only complaint was the water pressure which was rather low during parts of our stay. In addition, the phone in our room was not able to receive calls so the hotel gave us a free cell phone to use instead in case they or someone back home needed to reach us. For the ladies - a very large and powerful hairdryer seems to be standard in the rooms. Rooms also have a safe, a coffee/tea bar and free high speed (wired) internet access.
Pool and Beach
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From all the negative comments we had read regarding the pool and beach, we were prepared for the worst. We were pleasantly surprised by the uncrowded beach and although small, plenty large for us to splash around in when we got hot. As several reviewers have said, the ocean floor is rocky and we did bring water shoes with us which were useful. The beach area itself is plenty large and sandy. There are ample chairs but perhaps the hotel could add or fix a few more umbrellas. Drink service on the beach is not quite as good as by the pool, which was readily available. There were a lot of children around, but they all seemed very well behaved and did not bother us in the least. The staff seemed to take an interest in entertaining them giving parents a little break every now and then. The pool is not small, but it isn't a mega pool either. There were always chairs available and not very many people actually went in the pool. We found ourselves running into the same people over and over again which was nice.
Transportation / Shopping
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The Ritz has a very nice lounge located in the arrivals hall of Montego Bay airport. They will check you into the hotel there and arrange for your transportation (which was also included in our package).
We did not do any of the Jamaica Tours excursions. Instead, we hired a taxi for the afternoon to take us shopping. The driver's name was Clover and she was excellent with a very nice vehicle. For $50 plus gratuity, she took us to the straw market, the duty free shops and anywhere else around MB that we wanted to go. The Straw Market is a real experience and can be a little overwhelming if you've never been to one. You will likely get hustled there, but remember that many of these folks live in absolute poverty and could use that extra one or two bucks that you would have saved if you bought that basket at a regular store. The jewelry stores are full of good deals and don't hesitate to do some hard bargaining there (we bought a necklace for $170 that had a price of $525 on it). If the shop owner isn't mad at you or calling their manager over, you haven't made the best deal.
Final Thoughts
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This particular Ritz, as others have already said, is not quite up to the same sparkle as say the one in New York or Philadelphia. It could use a little touch up here and it runs at a slightly slower pace too. However, the staff is very warm and friendly and strives to make up for any shortcomings. You can tell that they take a lot of pride in their job and in keeping up the reputation of the property. For the price we paid as an all inclusive, it was worth every penny and we would definitely go back again.
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