Rule # 1 in the medical profession: Do no harm.
Rule # 1 in the hospitality profession: Do not deliberately antagonize guests and potential guests.
The San Juan Water and Beach Club, a boutique (read “small”) hotel in San Juan, Puerto Rico attacks this rule “Big Time”!
I climbed the crumbling steps up to the small lobby and discovered problem number one: In an effort to be “hip”, I suppose, the public areas are lit in a strange blue hue. It does look cool, I admit, but you soon realize you can’t see a thing, especially if you’ve just come out of the bright tropical sunshine.
I groped my way to an elevator and stumbled on the miss-aligned entryway. “My friend has tripped on that twice,” a fellow passenger told me.
To this point, I admit, my complaints are rather trivial.
Here is how General Manager Bob Sassani really puts it to his guests: NOISE.
I’m talking chest-thumping, window-rattling, concrete-vibrating noise. As many as four nights a week, DJ “Tall Rick” sets up a frightening battery of tweeters, woofers and sub-woofers and fires off barrage after barrage of ear-splitting racket in the outdoor, rooftop disco.
This could be fun if you want to party until well past 2 AM each night; it is sheer Hell if you’d like to get any sleep!
Trust me, if you’re over thirty, you’re going to wanna take out DJ Tall Rick, GM Sassani and anyone else associated with this amateurish excuse for a hotel. I tried calling the night manager one morning after 2 AM to run up a white flag of surrender, but no one would speak to me. “Call back tomorrow,” desk clerk Cynthia instructed.
A resort condo a few blocks away is organizing legal action to put a lid on this rude neighbor, a place that is giving Puerto Rico tourism a black eye.
Water Club, take the racket inside, tone it down and . . . grow up!








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