Just returned from a 3-night stay at the El Conquistador for a professional meeting. Heard nothing but rave reviews about this hotel from others, so I was looking forward to the trip. My wife joined me, and we were expecting a flawless and romantic weekend.
Bottom line: This is like staying at Disney without seeing a mouse. A major disappointment.
The rooms, although well-decorated, and apparently recently remodeled, are still dingy, poorly lit and in some disrepair. Not even close to what you would expect from a high-end resort state-side. Bathrooms are passable, but having your clothes closet in there doesn’t really make me happy.
Kids are everywhere, likely due to the addition of the new water park, so do not believe this is a quiet and subdued destination. The water park, although brand new, is quite small, and for the amount you are paying for the room, you shouldn’t have to pay extra for this attraction.
Like others had mentioned, forget about staying down by the Marina, unless you enjoy being at least 20 minutes from being able to purchase food you have to choke down to swallow. The restaurants are way overpriced, and good luck finding something that approaches palatable. There is a Starbucks on property, but even their coffee tasted funny to me.
The resort is immaculately landscaped, and in a beautiful setting, but the hotel has been piecemealed with additions that don’t blend with the overall setting. There are ridiculously out of place components like polished silver and glass elevators, and an ugly escalator rising from the Satillo tiles.
Up-charges are everywhere. The casino is mediocre. The Golden Door Spa is nice, but expensive. Generally, I found the staff very friendly and accommodating. However, I would never go back, and can check this one of my “been there, done-that” list.
Bring a good book and some protein bars.






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